From time to time one receives in an e-mail or comes across in a magazine little gems that simply ring true.

Here is my collection so far

  1. "The best things in life are not things"
  2. "Love begins when judgement ceases"
  3. "Don't anthropomorphize computers, they may not like it !"
  4. "If you think training is expensive, try ignorance"
  5. "There are two ways to become rich, make more or desire less"
  6. "No rain, no rainbows"
  7. "Every silver lining has a cloud"
  8. "Man created God in his image"
  9. "Predicting is very difficult, especially when it concerns the future."
  10. "Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."
  11. "If everything is going well, you don't know what the heck is going on."
  12. "One good turn gets most of the blankets."
  13. "It is better to be looked over than overlooked."
  14. "There are three kinds of people - those who can count and those who can't."
  15. "Life is sexually transmitted."
  16. "Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."
  17. "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the
    people some of the time, but you can't fool mum."
  18. "No job is so simple that it can't be done wrong."
  19. "You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."
  20. "Everything is possible except skiing through revolving doors."
  21. "The loudest voice in the room is not necessarily the clearest."
  22. "Luck is the meeting place of preparation and opportunity"
  23. "Life is what really happens when you were planning on doing something else."